Essay · 2018
“Op-Ed: My Shoelaces Aren’t The Same Length (And Other Problems We Need To Talk About)”
Publication
- Title
- “Op-Ed: My Shoelaces Aren’t The Same Length (And Other Problems We Need To Talk About)”
- Author
- Julian Pecht (Columbia College, Class of 2021)
- Form
- Essay
- First published
- 2018
- Publisher
- The Columbia Federalist, satirical op-ed, Feb. 12
Complete works of Julian Pecht (8)
- 2017 “Furnald Sophomore Excited for Second Year of No Friends” · The Columbia Federalist, satire, Oct. 2
- 2018 “A Miracle on Campus: This Econ Major Turned into a Snake” · The Columbia Federalist, satire, Dec. 30
- 2018 “AEPi Brother Comes Out as Goy” · The Columbia Federalist, satire, Feb. 3
- 2018 “Intended Classics Major Says Fuck It, Not Worth Four Years of Hamilton’s Sixth Floor” · The Columbia Federalist, satire, Jan. 24
- 2018 “Op-Ed: My Shoelaces Aren’t The Same Length (And Other Problems We Need To Talk About)” · The Columbia Federalist, satirical op-ed, Feb. 12 this record
- 2018 “Report: Nerd Studying for Finals” · The Columbia Federalist, satire, Dec. 13
- 2018 “Report: Yep, That’s a Cockroach” · The Columbia Federalist, satire, Nov. 4
- 2018 “‘This Is Gonna Be My Year,’ Says Person Who Is Wrong” · The Columbia Federalist, satire, Oct. 22
Cite this record
Pecht, Julian. “Op-Ed: My Shoelaces Aren’t The Same Length (And Other Problems We Need To Talk About)”. The Columbia Federalist, satirical op-ed, Feb. 12, 2018.
Foundation record: https://philolexianfoundation.org/members/pecht-julian-cc-2021/op-ed-my-shoelaces-aren-t-the-same-length-and-other-problems-we-need-to-talk-abo-2018.html